Abduct Me, Already! / Andra Whipple 230. 1 -- Horse Competition / Alessandra Rizzotti Rizzotti, Alessandra 4 -- Circus Runaway / Leah Mann Mann, Leah 7 -- I, Babysitter / Bri LeRose LeRose, Bri 12 -- No Place Like Home / Keisha Cosand Cosand, Keisha 16 -- Future Missed Connection / Gina Nicewonger Nicewonger, Gina 18 -- Band Practice / Carla Cackowski Cackowski, Carla 20 -- Help Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi / Margaret Finnegan Finnegan, Margaret 23 -- Grim Gardener / Bri LeRose LeRose, Bri 25 -- Didn't Get It / Kate Huffman Huffman, Kate 27 -- Pants No More / Kim Currier Currier, Kim 29 -- Book Report / Carrie Poppy Poppy, Carrie 31 -- Communal Living / Leah Mann Mann, Leah 34 -- Sweaty-Pits Patsy / Liz Kenny Kenny, Liz 38 -- Coolest Thing You Have Ever Seen / Dana Weddle Weddle, Dana 41 -- Pink Dress / Marisol Medina Medina, Marisol 44 -- Glazed Over / Joanna Castle Miller Miller, Joanna Castle 47 -- French Lesson / Angi Lenhart Lenhart, Angi 49 -- Prom / Andra Whipple Whipple, Andra 52 -- One-Hit Confessions / Linda Landeros Landeros, Linda 55 -- Staci's Room Tour Video / Chrissy Swinko Swinko, Chrissy 58 -- We Come in Pence / Derek Heeren Heeren, Derek 61 -- Meeting His Mom / Catherine Nicora Nicora, Catherine 63 -- Boo-Hoo First Born / Moreen Littrell Littrell, Moreen 66 -- Mormon Wife / Alessandra Rizzotti Rizzotti, Alessandra 68 -- Phone Drone / JP Karliak Karliak, JP 71 -- Change Is Constant / Leah Mann Mann, Leah 74 -- Brace / Alessandra Rizzotti Rizzotti, Alessandra 79 -- Advice from a Babysitter / Keisha Cosand Cosand, Keisha 81 -- Convincing Mrs. Coleman / Samantha Cardona Cardona, Samantha 84 -- Sex Addicts Anonymous / Alessandra Rizzotti Rizzotti, Alessandra 86 -- Teen Angst / Carla Cackowski Cackowski, Carla 88 -- Dissection / Kate Mickere Mickere, Kate 90 -- Overachiever / Alessandra Rizzotti Rizzotti, Alessandra 93 -- Straight Guy / Joanna Castle Miller Miller, Joanna Castle 96 -- No Fear / Kate Ruppert Ruppert, Kate 98 -- A Week in the Life of Phillip Jones / Bri LeRose LeRose, Bri 100 -- Best Friends...for Never? / Andy Golden berg berg, Andy Golden 104 -- Cyndi for Goth Club President / Kayla Cagan Cagan, Kayla 106 -- Admissions / Leah Mann Mann, Leah 109 -- Unhooked / Keisha Cosand Cosand, Keisha 113 -- Our Parents / Rachel Paulson Paulson, Rachel 115 -- Girls Like Us / Jennifer Dickinson Dickinson, Jennifer 117 -- Bambi-Sue's Unfortunate Nickname / Kate Ryan Ryan, Kate 120 -- Bat Mitzvah Speech / Jessica Glassberg Glassberg, Jessica 122 -- Middle-School Preparedness Tips / Rachel Pollon Pollon, Rachel 125 -- Know-It-All by Brandon Econ 130 -- Kicked Out / Alessandra Rizzotti Rizzotti, Alessandra 133 -- Big Hero / Dana Weddle Weddle, Dana 136 -- Through My Bedroom Window / Daisy Faith Faith, Daisy 139 -- Becoming Non-Virgins / Alessandra Rizzotti Rizzotti, Alessandra 142 -- This Weekend at Dad's / Braxton Brooks Brooks, Braxton 144 -- Wanted: A Bag of Dry Rice (I Think) / Tiffany E. Babb Babb, Tiffany E. -- You Call This Punishment? / Andy Goldenberg Goldenberg, Andy 149 -- Great Chili Incident / Katharine McKinney McKinney, Katharine 152 -- Galaxies Apart / JP Karliak Karliak, JP 154 -- Welcome to U High! / Liz Kenny Kenny, Liz 157 -- Like Mother, Like Daughter / Leah Mann Mann, Leah 160 -- Mommy Dearest / Alisha Gaddis Gaddis, Alisha 165 -- Poem / Alessandra Rizzotti Rizzotti, Alessandra 169 -- Designer Jeans / Daisy Faith Faith, Daisy 172 -- Job Interview / Rachel Pollon Pollon, Rachel 174 -- Anyway, Its Moms Wedding... / Charity L. Miller Miller, Charity L. 176 -- Of Mini Tigers / Lauren Candia Candia, Lauren 180 -- Manic Pixie Dream Girl / Carla Cackowski Cackowski, Carla 182 -- Hashtag ZanderlnOurHeartsForEver / Orly Minazad Minazad, Orly 185 -- No Time for Cults / Kayla Cagan Cagan, Kayla 189 -- Red Badge of Courage / Sarah McChesncy McChesncy, Sarah 191 -- Candy Crushed / Kate Mickere Mickere, Kate 195 -- One-Sided Conversation / Katie Willert Willert, Katie 198 -- Valedictorian Speech / Jessica Glassberg Glassberg, Jessica 201 -- Bad Day / Leah Mann Mann, Leah 203 -- Golf / Alessandra Rizzotti Rizzotti, Alessandra 208 -- Gothic Love / Daisy Faith Faith, Daisy 210 -- Jenny and the Missing Flip-Flops / Chrissy Swinko Swinko, Chrissy 212 -- Teen Witch / Leah Mann Mann, Leah 215 -- Why-Me-Me? / Liz Kenny Kenny, Liz 218 -- Hall Pass / Angi Lenhart Lenhart, Angi 221 -- Failure of the 4.0 / Ryane Nicole Granados Granados, Ryane Nicole 224 -- Judgment Day / Leah Mann Mann, Leah 227 -- Abduct Me, Already! / Andra Whipple Whipple, Andra 230.
Summary:
"This cutting-edge, incredibly hysterical monologue book is specifically for teen girls who need the extra bang to land the perfect comedic role. Teen Girls' Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny features monologues by writers and comics who have written and/or performed for Comedy Central, Backstage magazine, NBC, Huffington Post, The Onion, Second City, E, and many more."-- bookshopsantacruz.com.
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