My elephant is missing. Today's my favorite holiday -- Today I wrote this poem -- My robot's misbehaving -- I think my dad is Dracula -- 1 crazy place -- I went to the barber -- A fish in a spaceship -- My parents are making me crazy -- Frank the frog collector -- Izzy O'Rainty -- I taught my cat to clean my room -- Alphabet break -- Dexter McDwyer -- Steve the superhero -- Snail race -- I'm absolutely full tonight -- My dog is not the smartest dog -- Bradley Beard is rather weird -- I dreamed I was riding a zebra -- The contents of my desk -- My sister thinks she's Santa Claus -- My bunny lies over my doggy -- Willie's wart -- I played a game -- Learning languages -- My mouse is rather fond of cheese -- Mythical monster party -- Shelley Sellers -- I though it was a basketball -- I'm digging a tunnel to China -- (I'm always in parentheses) -- My father looks like Frankenstein -- When Otto got a hot dog -- Don't ever bite your sister -- My robot does my homework -- Mister E. -- Don't bother any butterflies -- A "melon"choly tale -- If I were the principal -- My nostril smells awesome -- My puppy punched me in the eye -- Bluebeard and Redbeard and Blackbeard -- My foot fell asleep -- I'm a wizard, I'm a warlock -- Chicken pox, connect the dots -- When vegetables are angry -- Wally Wards the sword swallower -- Mirror, mirror -- Learning how to juggle -- My magic hat is marvelous -- I bought a pet banana -- Can't sleep -- My uncle had an ant farm -- My elephant thinks I'm wonderful -- Lefty the lifter -- The tiger and the zebra -- My frog has got a steering wheel -- I often contradict myself -- Terrible dream -- I cloned myself on Friday night -- Moving to China -- Our teacher's like no other teacher -- Melody ring -- Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day! -- A stange old man fell out of bed -- Melinda McKnight -- My penguin -- Today I decided to make up a word -- I dreamed that I was sound asleep -- Sea monster's complaint -- Andy Handy's hardware store -- While strolling down the beach today -- Peter Prim the fire eater -- I bought a Maserati -- Pet shopping -- My goldfish took up tennis -- The fisherman and his wife -- You can never be too careful -- I only want ketchup -- The monsters' musical contest -- Meat loaf -- Ignore the red rhinoceros -- Mr. Invisible -- Something I need to remember -- Rapunzel! Rapunzel! -- Today I had a problem -- This poem's not about a dog -- Chester Sylvester the Jester -- Flower girl -- Mr. Meecher, science teacher -- I'm only half a werewolf -- Poor Cinderella -- On picture day I wore a suit -- I built myself a time machine -- Juan and Tu -- I wrote myself a letter -- My car is constructed of pickles -- Gladiola's garden -- I'm building a rocket -- Anna Graham -- My dog likes to disco -- Gabby the garbage collector -- The monster mattress superstore -- I don't know what to do today -- Hap-the-happy-hyphenator -- Dreaming of summer -- My elephant is missing. Track list : I remembered my great idea. My hippo has the hiccups -- Today I wrote this poem -- Who doesn't like poems about robots? -- My robot's misbehaving -- I think my dad is Dracula -- I went to the barber -- Frank the frog collector -- Your stinky sister -- I taught my cat to clean my room -- Alphabet break -- Dexter McDwyer -- I'm absolutely full tonight -- The contents of my desk -- My sister thinks she's Santa Claus -- Ideas are no big deal -- I played a game -- Shelley Sellers -- (I'm always in parentheses) -- Don't ever bite your sister -- A "melon"choly tale -- My nostril smells awesome -- I'm a wizard, I'm a warlock -- Intermission -- Wally Wards the sword swallower -- I bought a pet banana -- My elephant thinks I'm wonderful -- I often contradict myself -- I cloned myself on Friday night -- A strange old man fell out of bed -- Making stuff up -- Today I decided to make up a word -- Andy Handy's hardware store -- I bought a Maserati -- Pet shopping -- Meat loaf -- Something I need to remember -- You can even write anout nothing -- This poem's not about a dog -- I'm only half a werewolf -- I wrote myself a letter -- My car is constructed of pickles -- Gladiola's garden -- My dog likes to disco -- Gabby the garbage collector -- My elephant is missing -- I remembered my great idea.
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