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Author:
Achterhof, Carole.
Title:
He's a keeper, I'm a tosser / written and illustrated by Carole Achterhof ; cover design by Lori Nissen.
Publisher:
Bare Bones Books,
Copyright Date:
c1998
Description:
200 p. : ill. ; 22 cm.
Subject:
Wit and humor.
Contents:
Advice for new parents. The garage sale -- Priceless blue jeans -- Chocolate diets : too good to be true -- Personal lie detectors -- My short life as a car pooler -- Life after caffeine -- The coupon clipper -- Tonight's menu : road kill -- The perils of map folding -- A sure cure for garden guilt -- The most expensive wedding -- Post-natal insurance blues -- My introduction to computers -- Ed and Bill find the cure for acne -- The queen of clubs -- Take-out dining -- Exciting driver's training update -- Is it chicken or pheasant -- Do-it-yourself coffins -- We become politically correct -- Luxury hotel suites -- Chain letter anguish -- Please pass the salicylates -- Weather forecasters -- Why midwesterners never sleep -- Thoughts before the '96 Summer Olympics -- Coupon mania -- South Dakota's toe service -- My sweepstakes friends -- My new age sister -- Lost in rural space -- Convenience stores -- All you need to know about golf -- Parenthood : a moving experience -- The magnificent tomato obsession -- Mummifying Mom -- Our guest, the computer -- Hunger Awareness Month -- The body-mass index is explained -- Cleaning the refrigerator -- A giant jump for mankind -- The complications of retirement -- Hang around after you're gone -- The six stages of Christmas -- Snow shoveling precautions -- Good intentions -- To tip or not to tip -- Ice fishermen : our next astronauts -- Blizzard braggadocio -- Promiscuous fishing -- The tree-cutting chromosome -- Charter plane trips -- The downside of cloning ourselves -- Sound advice for young adults -- The deadly mongoose -- White House guests : who cares -- Winter amnesia -- Lifestyles of the rich and not so rich -- How to handle overdue letters -- My time with the phone psychic -- Gardening blues -- The diet backlash movement -- Surprise weddings -- The beetle makes a comeback -- The great spaghetti sauce threat -- A sow by any other name -- The new villains -- Trips out of this world -- Our worst fears -- Let's export baseball caps -- A guide to home weddings -- Mice invasions -- The new, improved #50 bills -- Eating becomes an art -- Going nowhere for $80,000 -- A pedicurist for cows -- Effects of El Nino -- The cookie baking contest -- Computerized grave markers -- The advantages of snail mail -- Realism and Barbie dolls -- Salt, fats and sugar : back to the basics -- New Year's resolutions -- Leona sells her house -- The Associated Press vendetta -- Bad advice from our elders -- Bad-mouthing the food on our tables -- The scrabble competition -- Hobbledehoy names -- Advice for new parents.
ISBN:
9780962594038
0962594032
LCCN:
98092724
Locations:
NHPD993 -- Belmond Public Library (Belmond)
EKPC715 -- Hartley Public Library (Hartley)
WWPC305 -- Milford Memorial Library (Milford)
XYPC787 -- Eckels Memorial Library (Oakland)
VKPE334 -- Oelwein Public Library (Oelwein)
EJPD605 -- Rock Rapids Public Library (Rock Rapids)
NLPA993 -- Rowan Public Library (Rowan)
EWPB745 -- Ruthven Public Library (Ruthven)
WXPD305 -- Spirit Lake Public Library (Spirit Lake)

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