The Mom song -- Introduction -- Brother, can you spre an epidural -- Without a manual -- Because I said so -- Playing favorites -- TV 's guide to mothering -- Eating your young -- Hig non at the cart corral -- Has anyone seen a photo of my brain on a milk carton -- There's no place like home, so thank God for hotels -- Fun travel and other oxynorons -- Mystic tan -- Age is just a number -- Food fashionistas -- Real women don't fear carbs -- The hairy truth -- Just one good photo before I die -- Money can't buy you love -- But it can buy you chocolate -- The purse-uit of happiness -- Let's stay toghether -- Send in the hissy cam -- Holidays and Holi-donts -- So I married Santa Claus -- Orna-mental -- Ho, Ho, Home improvements -- And you made that yourself -- To regit or not to regift -- Xmas - o phobia -- christmas memories -- Pointsettia executioner -- Friends and
Summary:
A comedian best known for her YouTube videos offers an irreverent collection of essays on motherhood and other female conditions, sharing her take on everything from weddings to mammograms to every woman's neverending quest for one good photo of herself.
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