Antiques no show -- That damn hobo -- The potty mouth at the table -- Don't make me the asshole -- Legends of the fall -- Striptease -- Live from the Bellagio -- Writers' group -- The accidental profiler -- Tiny dancer -- Fabric obsession -- The Guantanamo Bay Knitting and Book Club -- Busted -- Thanksgiving!!! -- Nettle mind -- I hate foodies -- Hierarchy of foodies -- Am I a book snob? -- Death cab for cooties -- The red chair -- I'm gonna get you -- Sins of the pin -- Horny -- Six things I never want to hear (again) while standing in line at the pharmacy -- I only want to know if you have herpes -- Spit swamp meet -- A handy manual for a widower, my husband -- If I only had a brain - -Who said it was donut time? -- Yelp me -- You are not invited -- Blackout -- Rewinding.
Summary:
Presents a humorous collection of essays on the rudeness the author observes around her, from co-workers not washing their hands in the bathroom to people picking food off her plate at dinner parties.
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