Please don't invite me. Seconds -- Ask the answer lady -- Canonize me -- Me, flirting -- How to tie-dye -- Dream on, you motherfucking mother -- Would everybody please stop? -- An affair to remember -- When I meditate -- My gathas -- Nothing left to lose -- Tawk therapy -- I can't get that penis out of my mind -- It's about time -- Take my horse, please -- Faking it -- Can I borrow that? -- My gratitudes -- My new feminist cop show -- Scary stories for grown-ups -- L.L. Bean and me -- Hair today, gone tomorrow -- I have to go now -- The trouble with nature -- Speak, memory -- Can I have your errands? -- How to take Dad to the doctor -- What I saw at the movies -- What I've learned -- Salt and pepper -- Roger Ailes's new, enlightened code of sexual conduct -- Falling -- Please don't invite me.
Summary:
"A collection of first-person essays and humor pieces about one woman's attempt to make sense of the baffling, humiliating, and extremely annoying world around her"-- Provided by publisher.
This resource is supported by the Institute of Museum and Library Services under the provisions of the Library Services and Technology Act as administered by State Library of Iowa.