Become an antisocial hermit -- Earn the worst friend award -- Get an F at your job -- Wreck your health -- Avoid romance like the plague -- A guide to tombstones.
Summary:
"It's OK. Really. For every brave soul who wants to just say no--no to meeting the gang for drinks, no to wishing a coworker happy birthday (unless there's free cake involved), and no to dating of any kind--here comes Blair, the master of living life in sweatpants and talking only to her cat. With her dark but totally honest perspective, Blair will teach you how to become an antisocial hermit, fail at your boring job, sabotage your relationship, and always--always--give yourself permission to choose the couch over the gym"-- Provided by publisher.
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