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03037aim a22004335a 4500 001 345C8F3EA18B11E6AED112AEDAD10320 003 SILO 005 20161103010209 006 m o h 007 sz zunnnnnuned 007 cr nnannnuuuua 008 160428s2012 xxunnn es z n eng d 020 $a 0062123742 (sound recording : hoopla Audio Book) 020 $a 9780062123749 (sound recording : hoopla Audio Book) 028 42 $a MWT11586498 040 $a Midwest $d SILO 100 1 $a Halpern, Justin, $d 1980- 245 10 $a I suck at girls $h [electronic resource] / $c Justin Halpern. 250 $a Unabridged. 260 $a [United States] : $b Harper Collins Publishers : $c 2012. 300 $a 1 online resource (1 audio file (4hr., 13 min.)) : $b digital. 506 $a Digital content provided by hoopla. 511 0 $a Read by Sean Schemmel. 520 $a "Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier." Fans of the #1 bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe." But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should think back over everything he's learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that's just what Justin does-revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters. Full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom, it's also full of new characters just as funny-from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals, to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The result is a pilgrim's progress through the landscape of sex and love-by one of the funniest writers at work today. 538 $a Mode of access: World Wide Web. 600 10 $a Halpern, Justin, $d 1980- $x Relations with women. 650 0 $a Authors, American $y 21st century $v Biography. 650 0 $a Humorists, American $y 21st century $v Biography. 650 0 $a Teenagers $z United States $v Humor. 650 0 $a Interpersonal relations in adolescence $v Humor. 650 0 $a Man-woman relationships $v Humor. 650 0 $a American wit and humor. 700 1 $a Schemmel, SeaÌn, $d 1968- $4 nrt 710 2 $a hoopla digital. 856 40 $u https://www.hoopladigital.com/title/11586498 $z Instantly available on hoopla. 856 42 $z Cover image $u https://d2snwnmzyr8jue.cloudfront.net/hpc_9780062123749_180.jpeg 941 $a 1 952 $l CDPF771 $d 20161103011748.0 956 $a http://locator.silo.lib.ia.us/search.cgi?index_0=id&term_0=345C8F3EA18B11E6AED112AEDAD10320Initiate Another SILO Locator Search