Hello Doctor! -- Botox, Baby! -- Plump it up: lips -- Filler up: wrinkles -- You're so smooth: skin -- More where you want it, less where you don't: hair -- About face lifts -- When you care enough to send your very, very breast -- Bobbing for noses -- Sucks to be you: lipo -- Cutting out the middle -- Eyes wide open -- Arm and a leg -- Vaginas and butts -- Finishing touches.
Summary:
Joan Rivers is one of the few celebrities unafraid to admit what she's "had done" to keep looking so great. Now, she gives women straight-talking advice on better living through looking better. Informed by the country's top plastic surgeons, she takes the mystery out of cosmetic surgery, taking you step-by-step through the entire process, from finding the right doctor to the bruising truth about recovery and the facts about cosmetic surgery's very real risks. But don't worry--there's dish, too. This book is rife with Hollywood gossip about who's done what and how often--and is filled with Rivers's personal anecdotes about life under the knife. This is a funny, frank, and genuinely passionate argument for a woman's right to do whatever it takes to be beautiful, to feel better about herself, and be happy.--From publisher description.
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