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02298aim a2200325Ii 4500 001 C82AAEC8A0A911EA863B241D97128E48 003 SILO 005 20200528010154 007 sd fungnnmmneu 008 140609t20142014nyunnnn z n eng d 020 $a 0062332023 020 $a 9780062332028 028 02 $a CD 6056(6) $b Harper Audio 035 $a (OCoLC)881181133 040 $a JBL $b eng $e rda $c JBL $d OCLCO $d OCLCF $d WIM $d IWP $d SILO 100 1 $a Carolla, Adam. 245 10 $a President me $h [sound recording (CD)] $b the America that's in my head / $c written and read by Adam Carolla. 264 1 $a [New York] : $b Harper Audio, $c [2014] 300 $a 6 audio discs (7 hr.) : $b CD audio, digital ; $c 4 3/4 in. 500 $a "Abridgement approved by the author"--Container. 511 0 $a Read by the author. 520 $a "My fellow Americans, President John F. Kennedy once famously said, "Hey, is that blond intern eighteen yet?" He also said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." We've changed a lot since JFK asked us all to pitch in. We've become a nation of narcissistic, yoga-mat-toting, service-dog-having, absentee dads and gluten-free, hand-wringing, hypochondriac moms of overcaffeinated (yet somehow still lazy) twerking tweens. And our government is an inept bureaucracy incapable of doing anything except getting in our wallets and in our way. That is why I, Adam Carolla, hereby declare myself Candidate Carolla. President Me is my manifesto, my vision for a better place . . . free of Big Government, barefoot fliers, lazy hipsters who'd rather "Occupy" than work, and the other things that are bringing our country down. With my cabinet appointees, my list of worthy and necessary presidential ManDates, and tons of great ideas for fixing our health care, education, energy, and even national parks systems . . . behold an America we can be proud of. The America I see in MY HEAD. You're welcome in advance" -- from publisher's web site. 650 0 $a Presidents $x Humor. 650 0 $a American wit and humor. 651 0 $a United States $x Humor. $x Humor. 941 $a 1 945 $a cdab 952 $l LAPH975 $d 20240702022115.0 956 $a http://locator.silo.lib.ia.us/search.cgi?index_0=id&term_0=C82AAEC8A0A911EA863B241D97128E48 994 $a C0 $b IWPInitiate Another SILO Locator Search